John Lydon suffers flea bite on his willy after letting squirrels into LA home

John Lydon suffers flea bite on his willy after letting squirrels into LA home

Never mind the b******ks… Sex Pistol Johnny Rotten has suffered a flea bite on his manhood.

The punk rocker befriended a bunch of squirrels at his Venice Beach home in Los Angeles – but their parasites have started attacking him.

Johnny, 64, said: “I looked down there this morning at my willy and there’s a f***ing flea bite on it.

“And there’s another one on the inside of my leg.”

The Anarchy In The UK singer has been lathering himself in Vaseline to ease his discomfort.

He said: “The bites, wow, last night was murder because of it. The itching too. It’s such a poxy thing to get caught out on.

“The only way around it, because I’m not going to blame the poor little squirrels, is to Vaseline my legs.

“I just hope they don’t get the wrong idea.”

In his new book, I Could Be Wrong, I Could Be Right, he tells how he lets the rodents come into his home.

But he added: “I’m determined to keep my squirrel friends independent, y’know.

“There’s no petting. If they want to nudge up that’s fine, but I know it’s for a peanut and not because I’m lovely.”

Rotten, real name John Lydon, said he spent a fortune on having bags of unsalted shelled peanuts delivered to his home just for the squirrels.

The former music hellraiser added: “Wow, do they love me for that.

“I’m definitely spending a lot of money on these little f***ers.”

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